1) Webmasters like to work at night when no one else is around and everything is quiet. Ninjas work at night under cover of darkness.

2) Ninjas in tight black clothes and black shoes. Webmasters wear tight black T-shirts.

3) Ninjas rely on cunning skills and black magic tricks to accomplish their mission. Webmasters often resort to black hat SEO tricks to get their pages to rank well on Google and Yahoo.

4) Ninjas use smoke bombs to disappear. Webmasters are much more advanced in this area. They don’t even need smoke bombs. They often disappear without warning. You have a better chance of getting a Ninja on the phone in 2005 than your programmer.

5) Ninjas use deception as a tactic to confuse and spread fear. Webmasters fool everyone. Only they can understand your massive file structures.

6) Ninjas use their special insight to see the source of their enemy’s power. Webmasters use ‘view source’ as an ancient intelligence gathering technique on your enemy.

7) Ninjas use a secret code to communicate with other ninjas. Webmasters use heavily coded languages ​​to send instant messages to other designers. No one has any idea what they are talking about.

8) Ninjas have been known to throw sharp metal objects when encountering an enemy. Webmasters have been known to throw metal data processing units across the room when they encounter a blue screen.

9) The ninjas are hired because the client does not want to face the enemy himself. Webmasters are hired because the client doesn’t want to deal with “HTML for beginners” themselves.