You have all heard of the saying; How much wood can a wood chuck chuck? Well, how many trucks can a Texas truck wash? Recently someone who runs a truck wash in Texas on I-10 in the middle of nowhere told a trucker that they wash 200 trucks every day. Well, that’s not really the truth, although on their busiest day they ever did. Of course, at the end of a very long day, many wooden plates crashed hard and we were so tired that we could barely stand up the next day.

Can a truck wash wash 200 trucks in a single day? Yes, that could be it, because a lot of people like “Telling Tales in Texas!” You see, I was talking to Houston Truck Wash in the side yard of the dirt lot at the Pilot Truck Stop and he had a bay, and that place is a dive and he told me they did 45 a day, working 10 hours, but it took them 40 minutes to clean my truck, now some were just tractors and dump trucks, but still, I always questioned it.

The Hispanic gentleman who ran the place and rented the bay from the truck repair guy said he was building a new truck on the east side of Houston but I could never find it when I passed by. Now they did a good job, but when you leave, you’re still down to earth and they dust you off when you leave, is that a big bummer? Maybe the truck wash manager spruced things up a bit in Texas, what do you think?