Stole the video game review for Playstation 2 (PS2), XBox and Nintendo Gamecube

As far as stealth games go, this one is bad. What am I talking about? As far as any game goes, this one is bad. Do yourself a favor, don’t waste your time or money, spend this one. This game has absolutely no personality, just like its characters. The game is tedious at best, you can have more fun just looking at a box of cereal.

First of all, the plot of this game is totally and desperately lacking in the interesting department, as well as the actual development of it. You play as Anya Romanov, who is a thief; supposedly the best thief. However, for some reason, he follows the instructions of a former security officer named Louie. Louie directs missions throughout the game; It tells you everything you have to do so that you have nothing to solve on your own. Basically you just need to pick locks, break into safes, or hack into computers. These take place on four measly levels. Although there are minigames to play, they all seem to look the same.

The graphics suck, they are so bland that they make a white room look colorful. Not only are the graphics given the shorter end of the stick, but they are also reused everywhere, throughout the game. Shadows appear on the ground without any source for them (no light, no object, no shadow?). Sometimes the shadows even point in the wrong direction. The voice acting is terrible along with most of the sound in this game. Along with everything else in this game. All I have to conclude is that I wish I could get my time back.

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